hey your profile made me laugh

ok so i dont have the hole body shot at all it's all new and other sh*tlike that most of what u say was very funny and was interesting too yea im not thin but im not fat ether im just me and thats about that, i knwo i wont get a response more than likely cause i dont have a body shot i can say im good at heart and like alot of things that isn't in the norm at all, well anywho seen u on my view me list so im like well y not see who this guy is when i read your profile i actrully got a laugh and yea i did what u said is true i actrully lost a damn bet and now im also on this site and a friend told me to go on this too so yea whatever if u messge me back oh well but u seem interesting, well laters

You bet

I think it would be good to talk. I relate to you in many ways. I was a wild animal in my youth and I would love to live vicariously though you. Not in a strange way but a fun conversation way. Don't be scared to message me. m harmless. All my stories have a moral story at the end that you will like.

Ball...

hey thought your really cute i really lke the bald eagle one and I love exploring old buildings but i gotta be honest i dunno what elitism is so anyways id like to know a bit more about you so heres some questions anyways the balls in your court now


1.whats something really important to know about you




2.do you like thunderstorms

3.whats the crazyiest thing youve ever done



4.do you like blizzards

5.what are you scared of



6. whats the most unusal thing about you





7. whats your favorite band

8. if you could live anywhere where would it be







9. how many tattoos and piercings do you have and where



10.do you mind hickeys






11. whats your yahoo sn or if your feeling adventureous whats your cell
feel free to ask anything youd like to know
Hope to hear from you soon
lastly tacobells awsome lettece is what food eats though lol

ey

What is xbox elite?

you seem really out there and cool.

im not really lookin for sex or anythin at all. most guys on here most likely are but i really just want someone to talk to lol and share interests with etc. drawing and shit is fun and i love people who are creative. you really seem like ur the type of girl i could count on if i needed to go break into a store JUST to spray silly string around and then run off with laughing for ....no reason. idk just a thought. lmao message me if u interested.

Question...

Is that your real hair, or a wig?

-nik


[fyi. it's absolutely my real hair.]

Hi

Its my boys party tonight. We need 3 hot girls to hang out. U down? We all black

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hi, be my friend. i promise i wont ask to see your vagina or anything.

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i love you

like the pics (contains gift)

I have an awesome smile

hi

HEY GIRL U WANNA GET TO KNO EACH OTHERS

sounds good to me

when do we get to the part where we get naked and hug

How you doin

So your the reason why men fall in love
huh

Hi

Just moved to Belleville, MI. Not sure what Im looking for at the moment, I guess just to get out of the house and have some fun. I live for motorcycles, have a pretty fast one. I can be wild and quite a bit to handle at time. Lets talk soon, if you dare......Ryan

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You're cute. Too cute.

holy shit

you love tim and eric that's rare in my part of town and quite an good quality but an even better one is your sweet face

Pictures

I am trying to figure you out.First the pictures,...... the first one looks great. Gots lot of eye liner, much like the tar foot ball players put underneath their eyes.A good looking young woman, who apparently wishes not to show her body, all pictures afterwords, I ask what the ????Second picture, you with a flashlight apparently trying to make your own photographs the old way in a dark room.A picture of a Pokemon. Why is there a Pokemon? Looks like Pichachu had sex with a deer and made a freak pokemon child.And then there is a picture of your bumper? Any significane? Bumper save your life? A special headlight? Is the car a transformer? A female Bumble Bee car.Where do you live? No one is going to know if you don't put a city. Are you on witness protection? Are you paranoid? Is someone trying to get you? Or are you worried about getting more junk mail at home? Or are you like the average member on the street that thinks New York is are nations capital? Are you in need of a geography lesson and some help in determining your zipcode?Its a pleasure to haze you with sarcasim, you may attempt to on me if you like. Later,Scott

Hi

What do ya say me and you get together with a box of condoms and i tear that thing up baby, i would stretch you out so bad and make you so sore, what do ya say?

Hi

hey, are you interested in hooking up?

Hi my name is Brandon (Contains Rose) (Contains Gift)

Hey i think ur really gorgeous i would lov eto chat with u sometime if u like i wont force u im ot that type of guy who forces people to do things so hit me up if u like and i love it that u have a tattoo i have three

hello nice to meet you friend,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hi PENPAL..
I am including much cheerful feelings to write to you this my humble friendly letter. By the way how are you and together with your family and friends? I hope by the grace of almighty God every thing is moving on well gradually as I am here in Ghana.
Please the main reason why I am writing to you this my humble friendly letter is that, I am a Ghanaian young boy of 20years of age.. And I would like to be your pen pal friend, I came a cross your profile at www. tagged .com through my browsing and i have gain interest to write to you as my pen pal, and Iam with much great hope that you will accept me as your pen pal friend from Ghana. I hope to hear from you soon. Good bye! Have nice day and take care.

hey

i read your profile. i am very interested in you. my names mike. wats yours?

Fallout 3

I would kick your ass so many times over.

what dose one have to do

hello how are you i am josh 28 from coldwater mi area where are you from how about order food and watch an movie that way you dont have to make anything well if that sounds like fun drop me an line at xxxxxxxxxxx at yahoo byebye

hey, man.

Dear liz,

I don't know you and I feel awkward calling you by your 'real' name but you put it out there so I'm going with it.

I think you seem like a cool girl. Your profile made me laugh in my head...the kind that isn't like...gut busting funny but usually produces a smile.

I promise I'm not as square as my photos appear.

If you'd like to talk some time I think I would like that. If not, just know that some random person out there thinks you're pretty awesome.

Also: if you meet prince charming on OKC you just tell people you met where you first meet in person. then its a lie...but not really. and it doesn't seem as creepy.

-Karl

hey! (contains gift)

hello my name is monty i like what u wrote what should i say about me i am a abstract artist poet idealitic person and love tohave fun fun fun lol

hi

Wow you almost sound like the perfecy female and your pretty and you have a SWEET ASS d symbol

hey

hey the names justin seems like your a down to earth young women and nos what you want i would like to get to no ya just i dont really like talking on the internet not good at it it almost feels like im talking to myself but yeah i guess if you want to talk let me no

1#

Wazz up girl

you seem like fun

Let's make some e-carnage somehow!

Hi

ms artistic... thats a good trait
to have... can u help me design
something

Hi

Hey there, i looked over your profile and i have to say i liked what i seen. So please tell me a little more about yourself, fav movies, books, ice cream, ex?

Hey

Im Dajni, whats up wit yo name u seem cool as hell

hey

Let me show u the backseat of my lexus. haa

Hi

Hi how are you? What do you think clouds taste like?

*sigh*

I think us men forget at times that your not a piece of meat, but your someone with tender feelings. Like that game Jenga, you want to have the good pieces of you shared with someone you care about. But when they start pulling too many out of you, you become fragile and fall apart.

Your in my eyes someone id dif want to get to know :)

Hope you write back :) im pretty sure you will.


[another message from the same guy a week later!!!!]

subject - I really did want to get to know you....
body - :(

[do yall think i should tell him why he was weird?]

I'd make contact with your lens!

Ha ha! Lame.

Hey

I like the 'medicated' chapstick in the light blue tube. Except I guess when people see it they could assume that I need some type of lip medication or whatever. I don't have herpes, I just like the mentholy feel.

Hey

I am sorry but right now i am being lazy and dont really want to read. Um i want to get to know you with the understanding that i didnt read your profile i will read it just not right now. so message me back please.

Photography huh?

Well, I'm probably wasting my time because you're probably scared to death of any guy who's more than 2 years older than you or something, but I'm kind of into photography so I thought I'd say at least say hi.

If you're not too frightened by numbers, let me know what sort of camera you have. (Mine's kind of lame... a Canon PowerShot SX10.)

hey i liked your profile

i enjoyed reading your profile. but you need better pics though lol and to clarify i did not mean it like your ugly cause your not. but i would love to talk if you want to.

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wow I less the miss Lovely in the black dress yum baby ;)

Hi

im james i am a cage fighter in i think u r hot

Hi.

What are some things that you like to eat that are Chinese? I like sushi, pork-pot stickers, crab rangoon, and dragon phoenix. I tend to go to one of the local buffets at least once a week. -E.

Bleck

Fallout New Vegas. BLAM!

and yr character ain't shit. Terrible shotgun to the dome.

My favorite color is black.

And I like things that smell like gasoline. If Final Fantasy XIII had multiplayer, I'd probably kick your ass at that. Finally, and most importantly, I'm somewhat of a big deal. If you feel like messaging me back, please do.

Hi

wats up with nonreligeos ppl, girl u need 2 come 2 church with me sometime and get some of that jesus lovin...