Monday, May 24, 2010

Pictures

I am trying to figure you out.First the pictures,...... the first one looks great. Gots lot of eye liner, much like the tar foot ball players put underneath their eyes.A good looking young woman, who apparently wishes not to show her body, all pictures afterwords, I ask what the ????Second picture, you with a flashlight apparently trying to make your own photographs the old way in a dark room.A picture of a Pokemon. Why is there a Pokemon? Looks like Pichachu had sex with a deer and made a freak pokemon child.And then there is a picture of your bumper? Any significane? Bumper save your life? A special headlight? Is the car a transformer? A female Bumble Bee car.Where do you live? No one is going to know if you don't put a city. Are you on witness protection? Are you paranoid? Is someone trying to get you? Or are you worried about getting more junk mail at home? Or are you like the average member on the street that thinks New York is are nations capital? Are you in need of a geography lesson and some help in determining your zipcode?Its a pleasure to haze you with sarcasim, you may attempt to on me if you like. Later,Scott

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Hi

What do ya say me and you get together with a box of condoms and i tear that thing up baby, i would stretch you out so bad and make you so sore, what do ya say?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Hi my name is Brandon (Contains Rose) (Contains Gift)

Hey i think ur really gorgeous i would lov eto chat with u sometime if u like i wont force u im ot that type of guy who forces people to do things so hit me up if u like and i love it that u have a tattoo i have three

hello nice to meet you friend,,,,,,,,,,,,

Hi PENPAL..
I am including much cheerful feelings to write to you this my humble friendly letter. By the way how are you and together with your family and friends? I hope by the grace of almighty God every thing is moving on well gradually as I am here in Ghana.
Please the main reason why I am writing to you this my humble friendly letter is that, I am a Ghanaian young boy of 20years of age.. And I would like to be your pen pal friend, I came a cross your profile at www. tagged .com through my browsing and i have gain interest to write to you as my pen pal, and Iam with much great hope that you will accept me as your pen pal friend from Ghana. I hope to hear from you soon. Good bye! Have nice day and take care.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Sunday, May 9, 2010

what dose one have to do

hello how are you i am josh 28 from coldwater mi area where are you from how about order food and watch an movie that way you dont have to make anything well if that sounds like fun drop me an line at xxxxxxxxxxx at yahoo byebye

Saturday, May 8, 2010

hey, man.

Dear liz,

I don't know you and I feel awkward calling you by your 'real' name but you put it out there so I'm going with it.

I think you seem like a cool girl. Your profile made me laugh in my head...the kind that isn't like...gut busting funny but usually produces a smile.

I promise I'm not as square as my photos appear.

If you'd like to talk some time I think I would like that. If not, just know that some random person out there thinks you're pretty awesome.

Also: if you meet prince charming on OKC you just tell people you met where you first meet in person. then its a lie...but not really. and it doesn't seem as creepy.

-Karl

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

hey! (contains gift)

hello my name is monty i like what u wrote what should i say about me i am a abstract artist poet idealitic person and love tohave fun fun fun lol

Monday, May 3, 2010

hi

Wow you almost sound like the perfecy female and your pretty and you have a SWEET ASS d symbol

Saturday, May 1, 2010

hey

hey the names justin seems like your a down to earth young women and nos what you want i would like to get to no ya just i dont really like talking on the internet not good at it it almost feels like im talking to myself but yeah i guess if you want to talk let me no

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Wazz up girl